What time is it when you have to go the dentist?
Tooth Hurty!
Who likes to drink cocoa?
A Cocoanut!
What did one eye say to the other eye?
Between you and me, something smells.
Who is the greatest underwater spy?
James POND!
What sickness does a martial artist have?
Kung FLU!
What happens if you take a one hundred foot dive into a glass of gingerale?
Nothing! It's a SOFT drink!
What kind of a storm is always in a rush?
A Hurry Cain!
Why are there gates around graveyards?
Because everybody is DYING to get in!
How did the telephone propose to the lady?
It gave her a ring!
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