Mr.God...Wake Up...

Mr.God, do you read blogs? Ok do you read this blog ever?
Alright am I getting too close for comfort? Chill..just a friendly banter!The know-you-me better kinda chatter..

I wonder what your routine is every single day. Wake up, make lists - give something, take away something, a little less, a little more for you...alright, I'll thrown in a bit more.No more and that's final! Is that what it it is and is that how you do it? Fun eh?

I admire you for how well you juggle things. Must be hard I'm sure going by how many things all these millions of people keep asking you for - the demands, the negotiations, the prayers, the begging and the zillion other combinations. Oh! mind boggling just thinking of it. Great job there though! Don't mind switching places - ah..ah..don't sweat - won't take it away Sir!

Before I forget, a friend of mine was trying to ask you something - so how do we reach you again? A phone, a fax, an email address, a postal address - which one do we use? All or none? I'm a bit confused, because nothing ever seems to reach you - and nothing ever bounces back either.

So, where does all of it go? You have a trash too? No hard feeling - I'm just pulling your leg...am sure you are super busy, and nothing takes a priority until it is super urgent. I understand...

Hey, also what do you do when you see that something is unfair and those people who create misery for others are walking free? Yeah, believe it or not - I saw them the other day...not a trace of guilt or remorse. Happy and carefree - so, what about them?

C'mmon I was kidding - didn't mean that you did it and created the bad situation. Was just asking what you did with them...you don't have to take offence for it. Mistakes happen - even if you created the mess, the humanitarian thing...err..rather the Godly thing would be to rectify it. To show that you regret the wrong deed. That should at least help the situation. What say?

Not sure how they do it in the place you live (heaven), but this is what humans with good values are expected to do.

Do you take vacations too? You must be planning for a backup I'm sure.Must be hard for the backup to play God and be demoted back again once you are back...power corrupts you know :-)

Anyway too many questions for you - write back when you find some time. Better still, post a comment...it works on my blog :-) Just kidding...:-) or maybe not..

BTW do you like coffee?