Tickles

Ab has bhi do - here is a collection of insults - laugh out loud as you read them (that is if you get it :-)

I dig sense of humor that is a little twisted - for obvious reasons. And, I thought the below could sure humor you - again, if you get it that is ;-)

Is your name Laryngitis? You're a pain in the neck.

Is your name Dan Druff? You get into people's hair.

Your conversation is like the waves of the sea. It makes me sick!

When you get to the men`s room, you will see a sign that says, "Gentlemen." Pay no heed to it. Go right on in

I hear you pick your friends -- to pieces!!

I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used it.

They say that two heads are better than one. In your case, one would have been better than none.

You should toss out more of your funny remarks; that's all they're good for.

People can't say that you have absolutely nothing! After all, you have inferiority!

You must have a low opinion of people if you think they're your equals.

I wish you were all here. I don't like to think there is more!

If we were to kill everybody who hates you, it wouldn't be murder; it would be genocide!

I thought of you all day today when I was at the zoo.

When you talk, other people get hoarse just listening.

I would say that you are barking up the wrong tree, but that is your natural voice.